{"product_id":"the-architect-s-triad-trident-payload-5-3-oz-unit","title":"The Architect’s Triad: Trident Payload [5.3 oz Unit]","description":"\u003cp\u003eTHE ARCHITECT’S RIDDLE]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​“I’ve sat in the dark for a seven-month sleep,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo bring you a lather that’s Abyssal-deep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’m hard as a rock but I go on like lotion,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBorn in a lab but I feel like the ocean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat am I?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE ANSWER: The 7-Month Matured Master Base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​[THE MISSION BRIEF]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​The Trident Payload is a 5.3 oz tactical conditioning strike team. Engineered in the Ogden Lab, we matured our Master Base for over half a year to ensure a \"Lotion Lather\" that coats the grain and locks in moisture at the deepest level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​7-MONTH AGED BASE: Shea, Mango, and Avocado butters matured for elite potency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​ABYSSAL SLIP: Marula and Kukui Nut oils fused for high-performance wolfing stages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​INDUSTRIAL BUILD: Fortified with Beeswax to stay solid under pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​[INGREDIENT MANIFEST]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Verify blueprints before deployment for sensitivities:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​Bases: Red Wine, Honey, Aloe Vera, Avocado.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eButters: Shea, Mango, Avocado.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOils: Marula, Kukui Nut, Sweet Almond, Shea Nut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSupport: Goat Milk, Beeswax, Silk Peptides, Marshmallow Root, Activated Charcoal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​[THE CLOSING RHYME]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​“Seven months waiting, now the payload is live,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo keep your waves moving and your wolfing alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s poured for the strength and it’s built for the deep,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA HOGA promise the Guruz will keep.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e​UNIT MASS: 5.3 oz Total\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGRADE: Abyssal \/ Tactical Luxury\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eORIGIN: Ogden Lab (41.2230° N)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HouseOfGuruZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43372389138550,"sku":null,"price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/3730\/6486\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_fa418da8-7648-47c0-9775-6d1200808748.png?v=1778052218","url":"https:\/\/houseofguruz.com\/products\/the-architect-s-triad-trident-payload-5-3-oz-unit","provider":"HouseOfGuruZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}